Another fine trip to the New England area is coming to a close. I am off in the morning, and I have learned a few important things. I am, of course, using the term "important" loosely, as in "It is important to pay attention in gym class". Anyway, here's the skinny: 1) Singles Day at the MD Ren Faire is not as exciting as it sounds. 2) homestarrunner.com is a funny-ass site. 3) Princeton is a great school with a beautiful campus that was, thankfully, not built on the strength of its washroom facilities or pancake houses. 4) Despite their seeming amusement with the notion, and a very courteous attempt on our part, NJ toll booth operators will not accept salami and cheese sandwiches as payment.