Tuesday, October 28, 2003

So, your still around even thought this web log isn't very interesting. I guess I should mention that it isn't going to get much better. Actually, the best part migh have already passed... OK, maybe I will try something new this week. I will try to have a new post every day. Hopefully I will be able to keep the freshness of this web log by posting how I will be posting more often, that should do it I think.

Thursday, October 23, 2003

In a effort to expand the greater good, I suggest this modification to an old bumper sticker adage: "Mean People Should Be Sucked Down a Shower Drain". That'll teach'em.

Why hasn't anyone comment on my posts from this week... Oh, yea I haven't made any posts this week. Well here is something -- the souper-hero known as Skin has gone crazy after suffering a terrible skull injury while falling off a chair.

Friday, October 17, 2003

After much negotiation, I am happy to report that Supper-Hero, LLC (TM) is now a wholely owned subsidiary of Souper-Hero, Inc. (R). Needless to say, this leaves your favorite caped scantron-taker very well off. Now I just have to figure out how to convert sandwich meat into a functionary currency.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

OMG clubselecto.org! They even have mugs!!

Lately I have been forced out of my standard supper-hero outfit and into a suit. A regular suit, not a suit with some kind of powers such as to grant me the ability to make muffins from scratch. Actually, a 40 regular. Anyway, so as to quell the rumors that these acts were perpetrated by some kind of evil doer, these events, although numerous, were by choice. Two weddings, a formal, an interview, and a baptism all evenly spread over two weekends. Thankfully, that time have passed and I can now walk around with my cape and mask like a normal person. Really, the only questions I have is why, at weddings, doesn't anyone every dance their first song to the "Hookie Pookie"? Sorta of appropriate don't you think?

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

What is wrong with California? Seriously. Am I missing something? How is Arnold a good choice? Do they know he is an actor? A body builder turned actor??? And a bad one at that! Bad actor that is, by all accounts he was a good body builder. Is it because I haven't been keeping up with my web log?? OK, I don't expect everyone in CA to have the special ability to select the most appropriate choice from a list options, such as myself, but even a random guess would seem to have been a better option. Is it some state wide prank that I'm not aware of? Can I blame someone, maybe Bush (either one)? Perhaps Reagan. The bright side is that he can't become President without a constitutional amendment... ut oh, I've said it. Any guess as to when that is going to be proposed?? Maybe Canada isn't such a bad place after all...

Thursday, October 02, 2003

Yup the comments are gone -- and I am pissed. Mad as hell I say! I can't believe the years of insightful comments from all over the globe gone! Oh wait, this web log has only been up for a week, with a couple (literally) of crack pots making comments ;) Good riddings I say! I have been tethered to the pass for long enough. Now I can make a new fresh start. Free of the burden which have come with these comments. Free I say! Free!!! Certainly the historian will look back at these lost days and wonder "What was said about the frogs?", "Who commented on the Boneless Duck Feet?", and countless of other questions... I say screw them. Really, they are historians. If we had an accurate account they would be call readers... And in the future reading is going to automated too ;) Viva La Technology!!